March 4, 2010

Pits not to FAll in

My most recent travels in North Carolina got me stuck in a one-room airport with the TSA opening 2 weeks worth of dirty clothes while searching for the shampoo I had left in the ditty bag. He located it and then examined all my things; even spoke to me about the tea tree oil soap. I'm not kidding. I now know his wife uses it. He spied my seashells and sand and asked about the beach. My bra and undies were dangling in plain sight. Ughhh, I was dumbfounded and could barely utter a response.

The other unfortunate tidbit of the travel part of life was the woman with the dog. She sat down with the tiny mousy dog in her lap and held it there for the 5 hour flight to Charlotte, NC. She told all who could hear that she had a doctor’s note, and those who were not in earshot flagged the attendant and asked why this woman was allowed to have a pet and peevishly asked how they too could do that, bring their own pet on board next time. A bunch of whining ensued. The woman with the disability got lots of attention. Perhaps that is was what the doctor ordered.

Beyond all this, traveling to places is really boring, as in not fun, when you are flying. I should mention the two minor mishaps I had at the airport and the one breakdown on the road. On that same trip to the east coast I had boarded US Airways in SFO but sans Droid, my new telephone i.e. smartware device which was plugged in at home. I frantically called home with a payphone card when I finally found a pay phone. I waited some, and called again and ended up leaving messages for Jon.

The plane boarded on time and I settled in to my seat and like a winged love note, an attendant asks, “Are you Sheila,?"

“Yes” I responded while she handed me my phone.

Then she informs me she will wait until I call my husband on the phone. Stunned I was feeling as if we were in reality TV and from a distance all were watching my hero Jon make the great race against time to prove his love and concern for me. I was safe and sound with my Droid and he had driven all the way home (with a stop for coffee) listened to the messages, got my phone, returned to SFO, parked the car, and wrangled a counter person ( thank you United) into hand delivering my Droid!! Phew. If he wasn’t such a hero I’d have deleted the whole event.
And of course there is the tire. We have a trusty 1998 4runner. It gets rave comments whenever we travel the backroads. This past Christmas eve, on our way to el capintero, the left front wheel just gave out. It was a thud, and it felt as if we hit a pothole. The deep in the desert road we were on was one of these one-way only deals and we were straddling the middle, on an incline. Stuck. Hard to believe, but after a few attempts from our rescuers (two hours later) we simply left it there, unloaded our belongings, and proceed to the ranch for festivities. The truck part we needed was broadcast on the radio and a local from Mulege, passing by, delivered it to the side of the road so our friend Chalito (a visiting fisherman/rancher) spent a few hours fixing it. So here we have yet another hero (the Toyota and our friend). We owe you one Chalito!

Flying High


Last year I bit the bullet and am now a proud owner of a frequent flyer credit card. My statement claims that I can boost 58,000 miles after receiving doubled credits for the promotion. I’m working hard for those miles (remember mine is a travel sabbatical) so I’ve decide to do a little running total, which will include driving time, but exclude mule, swimming, boat and hiking miles. I’ve started the calculations from my trip to Tanzania so the summer trip that started in July 2009 to New York and the UP won’t count.

















20,000 SFO – Dar es Salaam, Tanzania flying (plus boat rides)

2,060 SFO- Mulege, Baja CA, Mexico round trip driving (plus mule ride)

1,060 SFO- Mexicali, Mexico round trip driving

600 SFO- Zzyzx, CA round trip driving

2,500 SFO – West Palm Beach, FL flying

607 West Palm Beach,FL – New Berne, NC flying (plus boat ride)

2,560 New Berne, NC – SFO flying

588 Rosemond, CA driving


This is one traveling fool with nearly with 30,000 real time miles in 6 months, averages to 5,000 miles per month, which doesn’t bode well for my carbon footprint even if I don’t do plastic.